The Parliamentary Republic of British Canuckistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Justin Trudeau with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 33.461 billion British Canuckistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient British Canuckistanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,440 trillion Commonwealth Pound Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 252,255 Commonwealth Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, beggars lack pockets for spare change, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, and trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Canuckistan's national animal is the Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

British Canuckistan is ranked 5,436^th in the world and 15^th in Canada for Highest Food Quality, scoring 201.1 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.